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Here We Go…

February 12, 2008

I’ve often thought of the messenger business as a canary in a coal mine when it comes to the economy of our country. Delivery services follow very closely the ebb and flow of the greater economic tides. Of course I don’t have any hard and fast data to support my claims, merely years of experience in this business. Thus far in 2008 business has been solid if not exactly stellar. There’s certainly an underlying malaise that seems to be dragging at business in general. I’m not sure if malaise is the right word, maybe “limbo” is more accurate. It just feels like business is waiting on something, for something to happen, for a definitive “something” to occur that will tell us all with some certainty which direction our country is going in. I think this kind of wait and see approach is normal for an election year, particularly one following the end of a 2 term presidency. Add to the uncertainty of our political climate a war, a credit crisis and the probability that consumers have decided to keep their money in their pockets for now, and we have what I’ve dubbed “Limbonomics”. The past is done but whatever the future is, it hasn’t arrived yet.

So what’s this all mean to Jetset Couriers? Well, for one it means an even greater emphasis on an unparalleled level of customer service. It becomes even more important that Jetset sets the standard in our industry for efficiency, friendliness, accuracy and most importantly that we smell good.

One of the underlying tenents of Limbonomics is that spending must be controlled. Until the economy makes and definitive move towards the positive or negative the ducats are horded. Delivery services seem to be the kind of extraneous expense that’s often first hit. The catch-22 of the whole situation is that a steady flow of dollars into the economy, and thus into the greedy coffers of Jetset, could just end up pushing the whole mess into the land of rainbows, sunshine, steady home appreciation and the purchase of new cars. But no one wants to be painted as the shlub that was spending money while the financial ship was going down. Ah, Limbonomics at work.

Ok, on to things I actually know something about. Poetry. I realize this is completely tangential but I’ve really been enjoying this book:

Walking to Martha’s Vineyard by Franz Wright

Wright’s book won the Pulitzer Prize in poetry in 2003. It’s a powerful, spiritual book (something that the cynic in me tends to shy away from) fed by his time in a mental institution. The poems have variously been described as “tiny jewels formed by blunt ruined fingers” and “haunted and human”. I find them a bit depressing at times, but when he hits a metaphor or image it sounds like a gong being rung inside my head.

And to send you, dear reader, on your way here’s one of the strangest things I’ve seen in a longer while:

2008…

January 11, 2008

Ok, first post of the new year. If I keep up last years pace this should hold the old blog for a good 4 months. Once again I’m making empty promises about getting this space up and running with more regularity. The blog is a good form of mass notification and updating and has been known to provide some relevant piece of information or entertainment now and then. But I hear you’ve got to actually write the blog in order to make it a functional part of the whole virtual process. I guess I didn’t bank on that. I thought it might just germinate and move along of its own accord like a sycamore tree. No such luck.

One of the nice things about having a decent relationship with just about all former Jetset employees (and some that are life long friends) is learning what their up to, how their conduction their lives, if the need to be bailed out of jail. One such character that worked for Jetset many years ago is the inimitable Tony The Monk. Over the years I’ve witnessed Tony go from a poop obsessed ritalin deprived troublemaker spaz to a responsible man with a formidable design career. Through it all Tony has remained a unique and interesting human being. I value that about him and enjoy getting occasional updates on his doings. The most recent update came this AM. Evidently Tony’s work with Wieden + Kennedy (an ad firm in Portland, I think Nike is their meal ticket) has taken him to their London office for a few months. Like every other schmoe that travels or can tie his shoes he’s got a website/blog chronicling his misadventures. It is, as everything Tony does, entertaining:

Last Nights Tony

At the risk of being too personal and completely unprofessional here’s a link to a poem I recently had published. The site itself (Juked.com) has some consistently quality writing and is worth a daily bookmark:

Joe Kittinger @ 103,000 Feet

Ok, I’ll leave it at that for now. There’ll be more this year. I promise.

Life At Jetset…

October 2, 2007

is so fast paced and hectic that I just don’t have time to blog more than once a month. I’ve also got a bridge to sell you, it’s orangey-red and goes from San Francisco to Marin county and is an absolute steal at a mere $250. Call me. We’ll talk.

Seriously, between life and work and the fact that I can’t get anyone else to post on this beeatch the old blog gets pushed to the bottom of the priority list. One thing I have been thinking about is the neglected A/V page here at Jetsetcouriers.com. My intent is to get some of the content up there that’s being created by this diverse and talented crew of messengers. Amongst my employees are a number of musicians (either in their own bands or guns for hire for others), a film maker, writers and a couple of drunks (just kidding). I really want to develop the A/V page as a place where others can check out all the amazing things being done by the Jetset crew. As you can imagine the fact that I can only muster the energy to post to the blog once a month doesn’t exactly bode well for the A/V page. But with you as my witness I’m going to get something up there before October 15th. It’s a totally random date but usually around that time I’m stressing about what I’m going to be for Halloween so I’ve gotta get it down before then.

In the meantime here’s an interesting topic for discussion. Have you heard about the band Radiohead and their current effort to sell their forthcoming album? If you don’t know Radiohead they’re critical darlings and arguably responsible for some the most significant albums of the last 10 years. The album OK Computer is just about universally regarded as both groundbreaking and trendsetting. Well, so what’s their next move? To sell their highly anticipated new record In Rainbows at whatever price you the consumer deems it worth. It’s a fascinating play in an industry currently befuddled by what to do with illegal downloading and declining CD sales. Pay nothing or pay $15. Whatever you like. Check out this article:

Information Week

It’s a cool little salvo into the gut of the industry, not unlike Pearl Jam’s insistence that they wouldn’t sell tickets through Ticketmaster. It will be interesting to see how it plays out.

Pete

Long Time no Blog…

September 10, 2007

I’ve been trying to get some of these pesky messengers, a talented and remarkable group of people in many ways, to actively contribute to this blog. As you can see I’ve had absolutely no luck. So I’ll just meander along the pathways of my mind (isn’t that a song from the 70’s) and hope that I make a relevant point sooner or later.

Perhaps the most important note I have to make is that Jetset has raised our bicycle prices. This price change affects bike zones 1-4 and isn’t very significant, though I imagine it  depends on  whether or not you’re on the receiving of the price increase. Seriously though, most zone prices have been raised within a modest range of about $1.85 to $5.50. Our last price increase was over 2 years ago, so both Andy and myself felt strongly that we needed to a) keep providing our employees with a level of compensation commensurate with an industry leader and b) to insure that Jetset remains viable and vibrant and able to provide our employees with Workers Comp, dental, kaiser and the occasional night out. Such as this one that Andy’s putting on after Jetset takes the crew out for dinner. You’re invited to dance like a white girl on Dance Party USA, if you’re so inclined.

As always feel free to contact us about whatever. We love to chat.

Columbus Cafe Shindig

Some Lit Because We’re edumacated…

August 8, 2007

One of the best things about the internet is the accessibility it provides to an enormous amount of quality small presses, ‘zines and on-line only Lit mags. Stuff you’d never discover without the internet. One of my favorites is Ghoti Magazine. Good writing and an engaged editorialship. The fact that I have a poem in the current issue has no bearing on my love for the digital rag.

Lazy Summer Daze…

August 7, 2007

While the messenger business usually experiences a summer slow down, I can’t really say that Jetset has felt much of a downturn. Business is steady and solid these days. With all the talk of a collapse in the housing market I note with interest that Jetset’s clients within this industry (title companies primarily) have been very busy. I assume it’s not foreclosure work that we’re delivering. I don’t think that’s title company biz.

O.K. other random notes and sightings:

If you like the hip-hop or as I like to call it the “pop-hop” Kanye’s new song is pretty great. The alternate video made for the song is killer:

http://www.kanyewest.com/?content=video_cant_tell_alt

As a denizen of Marin county summer mornings can be challenging. I leave my house every AM to blue skies and the lofty potential of a warm day only to observe from the ferry window the fog that surrounds San Francisco like a bad habit. It’s like sailing into a bad mood. I usually get over it by lunch.

Speaking of Marin. I’ve got a new pad. I need a coffee table. And a TV stand. Point me towards something interesting. I can’t walk into IKEA again this year. I may gut myself like a disgraced samurai if I do.

There was an interesting discussion amongst the messengers the other day regarding the quality of Taqueria Cancun burritos. The general consensus was that they vary widely on a day to day basis. This seems odd but perhaps speaks to the home grown nature of their food. But for the price…well messengers know a good deal when they taste one.

So, it’s August. August!! Where has the summer gone? Pretty soon we’ll all be running around without our pants on at Burning Man. Or, at least, that’s what I’ve heard.

Until Next time.

Le Tour

July 16, 2007

It’s been a tough go for the tour for the last few years. Despite Lance Armstrong’s ability to capture the attention of the American sporting viewer, the Tour by and large has been plagued by one central issue: doping. It’s been inescapable. Even Lance’s phenomenal achievement was/is (depending on who you talk to) tainted to some degree by allegations of illegal drug use. Of course the whole ugly mess peaked with Floyd Landis’s positive test for elevated testosterone after his Tour win. I can’t really think of a sport more impacted by the presence of doping allegations than cycling. Even the current state of Baseball seems to pale in comparison to the reactions of cycling fans to the issue of doping. For whatever reasons the average Baseball fan seems to accept the fact that a great number of the game’s stars have been using performance enhancing drugs of some kind at some point in the careers. This acceptance may stem in part from the fact the doping wasn’t actually illegal in Baseball until relatively recently. Cycling however has always been highly vigilant regarding the purity of the sport. All of which brings me to this conclusion: there are good cyclists out there, young cyclists, who are willing to shoulder the responsibility of making the tour a believable clean event again. That is an enormously good thing.

Welcome to the new Website!

July 10, 2007

Well my friends exciting days here at Jetset Couriers. After 9 years we’ve finally updated the old site. That thing was so dated that it ran past on Netscape Communicator 1.1. But we’ve now boldly ventured into the world of splashy colors and informative content. It was a leap, but we were willing to take the risk. Doesn’t look too bad does it. Our designer was a fellow named Steve Wyrostok, mountain biker, designer, and all around nice guy. I highly recommend him.

For those of you who are fans of the Golden State Warriors (and you all should be, fools) I’d like to direct you towards this article; regarding the summer league debut of the team’s #1 draft pick italian Marco Bellinelli. What a f-ing line. 37 points!! 5 for 7 from three point!! I know it’s only summer league but people seem to forget that at 21 years old Marco has already played 5 years in the Italian professional leagues. He’s no green behind the ears straight out of college rookie, homes is ready to deliver.

If you’ve called Jetset recently there’s at least a small chance that you’ve talked with Grey Wedeking, wearer of many hats here at Jetset. I bet you didn’t know that he was one kick ass bike messenger in the day. In fact he was so charming, fast, and interesting that a TV crew followed him around. This was, like, 2000. By the way, that’s my voice (Pete Funk) dispatching him. Here’s the video:

More later. Thanks for reading. Thanks for using Jetset Couriers.

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May 11, 2007

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